Lakonia Coffee Lounge

Went and got 'fish and chips' with extras.

The bads:

Way over priced
Food has 0 flavour and tastes like cardboard that even woolies boxed products in their home brand range can beat.

Chips we all soggy and tasteless

Too much fat to really get much taste from the things that MAY have tasted okay.

They want to charge $2 per calamari ring, that is about the size of two wedding rings put together

I could go on and on on every expensive, crappy tasting food item, though it would take up too much of the page.

I've never tasted such terrible food in my entire life. They need to either SERIOUSLY lift their game, or be shut down, as not even a homeless dog should eat this food. I felt sorry for the seagulls, so we threw it in the bin.

The good:

Washed our mouths out with water, and bowels the next morning.

Not trying to be malicious, though this review was well deserved.

I was so pleased to have a simple brown bread salad sandwich for a reasonable price, $4.50, yesterday.
I liked that they use paper to wrap sandwich, plus a paper bag. No plastic.
Just the basics.

Frozen food that's just fried and sold.. no seasoning or flavour..
looks like the place was a good family run joint once upon a time but desperately needs some TLC and attention now..
would definitely avoid. Lots of good places up and down the road