Bed Bath N' Table

Yep... the rumours are true! This place is frooookin unbe-flippin-lievable!!! First you walk in and then its great. Next up i ask the lady to take her shirt off so she takes me into the office and makes love to me on the manager's desk and i get a pencil stuck in my bum cheek. Next you buy a few things but they dont sell a doctor and i really need to go to hospital. Then the place all spins around like on the lounge prt of the simpsons the one where its a circus and this place is a hospital in secret!!!!!!! They take out my pencil and then i sleep on one of the beds when the place changes back into bed shop form. Then i forget i have the worst Urinary tract infection and i ooze out led all over the bed before the bed changes to aligator form and swallows me. To be continued...

Poor customer service and the store often looks like a stockroom with customers not being able to get to product through all the boxes.