About Russell Simmons - Mp
Just a Penrith (Penriff) local sickcunt trying to make Straya Grouse again. I am an independent but don't mind a party ya know!
Get amongst it
If you want an MP who give a fuck, glasses cunts, fucks anything that walks and has a sick mullet.
Vote 1 Russ
Reviews
Right I am sick to death of how much wank Afl has become!
We want Fights Fucking good Tackles ... The gurls getting there tits out Mullets Cheap piss at the game Players punching a rothman red during the game Crowds with Mullets and the best part of old school footy Lose the game, Win the scrap
#Vote1 for #RussellBigDickSimmons and I'll #MakeFootyGreatAgain and set our future afl players up on the off season as pro boxers.
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Right lets settle this once and for all!
Most fucked up and bogan places in Aus so I know the towns to be fucked up in, and have beers at the voting booth.
Gimmie ya names of these great places!
Yeah nah this cunts a thinker. I can see him helping out Russell Simmons - MP
What ya think senator? Or should this great nation vote on it champ?
Perth admin just landed in sydney
Cunt looks like a spun out kid. We all know he is going to penrith for a couple with the boys. Will let ya know how fucked he gets
Hey babe, What ya doing?
Tinder
Letting you know whos a single mum so ya don't need to ask if they put out.
Love yourself a politician who gets wasted with the boys and is always at the strip clubs
#Vote1 #BigRuss
When Some cunts like "You can't tell me how to live my life"
Cunt gimme these 12 beers and I fucking will be!
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
Steve Martin
Big Russ are you left or right wing?
Mate I'm not the wing of a bird. I'm the fucking head cunt! and I'll nip ya for asking me stupid questions again.
Throw Back Tuesday
Lil pillow talk with a 2 ole
"Russ I wanna call you daddy" "Listen ere slart. I already have a fucking kid I don't like I don't need another."
Fucking love waking up and there is still some beer left in the stubby I was drinking last night from when I passed out in the kitchen.
Lads
If ya have a crush, Yeah it happens to the weak. Don't call em the Homosexual F word or 2 ole or slart.
... For some reason women don't like being spoken to like shit. Fucking weak cunts. Next they'll moan about feelings instead of getting drunk and beating there kids
#AMIRIGHT OR #AMIRIGHT
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When I'm inpower. Our bouncers got my back!
Cunt I hate when I'm fuckeyed and no 2 ole not givin me da smash an a bottlo is closed.
Cunt fuck me This should be illigal cunts.
... Vote me and I'll bring back 25 hour bottlos like the capital of Australia Bali!
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For those of you who don't know. Russell Simmons is a boxing champion.
That's right ladies and gentleman. I am the champion at 4 trainstations and the local kfc carpark.
When I'm elected.
There will be a billion dollar investment in finding a hangover cure. To many Aussies dont get blind cause that cheeky cunt of a thing and enough is enough!
Some bloke was like "I got a black belt in karate"
Yours truly "Yeah and I got 10 years of bottling cunts at the pub and my technique is real good cunt"