Bernie'S Diner

Amazing food with fantastic service. Really makes you feel like you've stepped in to a traditional American diner.

FOR EVERY BAD REVIEW THERE IS 10 GOOD REVIEWS... IF YOU LIKE FAKE 'GOOD REVIEWS' THEN COME ON DOWN TO SLOP FEST IN MOSSY! THE REAL REVIEWS SAY THEY WOULD RATHER GO TO MCDONALDS... SAYS ALOT DOESNT IT???
Do you like fatty, greasy, tasteless, dirty slop!?! Do you like over paying for fatty, greasy, dirty slop?!? Do you like bring harassed before, during and after ordering your fatty, greasy, tasteless, dirty slop? Do you like to see the people that make your fatty, greasy, tasteless, dirty slop dressed up like complete turds? Then look no further! 'Burnie's' is right up your ally!! Located in Moss Vale (say no more!), 'Burnie's' is an "American" style slop hole that serves grease 24/7! These drongos are open very strange hours and it seems like they are always open for all your poor quality greasey needs! Feel like being harassed and asked personal questions until you want to punch them in their stupid faces at some ungodly hour in the morning? No problem! Order one of their overpriced bags of slop and all your dreams will come true!!! Not only do you have to wait half a day for a 15 dollar piss ant sandwich, you can sit and wait right near these annoying idiots while they politely ask you how much money you have in your bank account, what's your mother's maidens name, what you do for a living, where you grew up and how long do you sit on the toilet for. For half the price of one of their grease bags, you could afford to fly to America and stay for a week and order massive tasty meals that you can't even finish. It's a very poor attempt of the American style of diners, in fact it comes into a class of its own (extremely runbish). In conclusion, if you want to be harassed, take a personal loan out to get a small, weak bag of rubbish, look at the tools all dressed up and wait 5 days for the simplest of things then off you go to 'Burnies' you will want to wish you jumped off a cliff! Where's the 0 star button?

Where do I start... if there was a 0 star button I would have used that.
First off the girls are far to loud and obnoxious, the food is way over priced and frankly taste no better than whats cooked at home.
Also who the hell charges $14 for a double cheesburger WITHOUT chips!! So a burger that has top/ bottom bun, 2 pattys 1 slice of cheese and a few crumbs of onion is $14..... thats approximately $2.33333 per piece that creates this scam of a burger.
But if you can get past all that then there is the problem of the lovely lady that cooks the burgers smushing your burger patty flat between her 2 paws that reassemble hands..... WITHOUT GLOVES!! mmmmmmmm i love her hand skin in my burgers.
I must admit though the slop came out quick though.

Great American style food. Probably the best this side of New York.

Great service! Amazing food. Get an old fashioned burger and a vanilla malt shake!

Great food. Great service. Yum!

Absolutely love this place, great food, atmosphere and prices. One of the rare diners you can find in Australia. Food includes Burgers, Hotdogs, Chicken Wings, Fries, Onion rings, Shakes, Sundaes etc

Great tasting burgers and epic thickshakes, ask for extra cooked crunchy fries, you'll enjoy them more.

Exceptionally freindly staff, awesome atmosphere. The old fashioned burger had a lot of fresh flavours and I think that it was the perfect size. Cheese burger was tasty.
The only let down was the chicken wings. No flavor. cooked well but just plain. No dipping sauce, no flavor to the coating either.