Dr Butcher'S Kitchen

How to cook for forty humans

Food is necessary to keep you alive. Growing and cooking your own food takes you away from the mercy of government and large corporations who would have you eat feces, charge you for it, and expect you to be grateful. Home cooking is essential for our survival, both as individuals and as a species. Here are some recipes to help you break free from the corporate monopoly. Use them as you see fit. Of course, I must say, some of these foods may be poisonous, corrosive, explosive, radioactive or dangerous in other ways. Use basic precautions when cooking food, many fatal accidents start in the kitchen. Never cook food without safety glasses, gloves and a respirator at least. Some foods may require a fume hood or other specialised equipment.

If you have any doubts about your ability to cook food safely, do yourself a favour, and order a pizza.

Otherwise, have fun!