Sydney Sentinel

#BREAKING A win for diversity as an all-male reboot of Charlie’s Angels confirmed.

#BREAKING "Waleed Aly in my Pocket" app launches to help people have the correct opinion about everything.

#BREAKING Malcolm Turnbull passes last-minute bill for billionaires to be eligible for Centrelink in preparation for leadership challenge.

#BREAKING Dan Murphy’s joins the Coles Little Shop miniature collectibles craze.

#BREAKING Pokies beat banks as Sydneysiders’ favourite place to deposit their money.

#BREAKING Cranes replace the majestic bin chicken as the official national symbol of Sydney.

#BREAKING Unwanted erection causes man to miss his bus stop.

“She massaged every part of my body except the one muscle which was extremely stiff.”

#BREAKING Old Sydney Town theme park reopens as Adelaide.

#BREAKING Channel Ten discovers the cure for crippling Sunday sads.

#BREAKING Man convinced he’s nailing John Cena’s workout program as no girls see him.

#BREAKING Man who breaks even on pokies treats himself to celebratory counter meal.

#BREAKING Australia celebrating they’re in the World Cup final thanks to having 133,268 residents of Croatian descent.

“I ended up just pacing my apartment in a state of paranoia.”

#BREAKING Sydney private school boy practising his best Aussie accent for European backpacking trip.

#FINANCE Couple saves millions on wedding after realising nobody else cares.

#BREAKING Bondi residents taking hours to get though supermarket checkouts as BYO bags too small.

#BREAKING Peter Panner confirmed as the worst gold panner in Australia for the 9th year in a row.