Turramurra High School

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.

Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.

I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.

I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.

That's why we don't need vacations.

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.

- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!

- Bee-men.
- Amen!

Hallelujah!

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...

...9:15.

That concludes our ceremonies.

And begins your career
at Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation.

Heads up! Here we go.

Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

This is it!

Wow.

Wow.

We know that you, as a bee,
have worked your whole life

to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

Our top-secret formula

is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

into this soothing sweet syrup

with its distinctive
golden glow you know as...

Honey!

- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.

- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we constantly strive

to improve every aspect
of bee existence.

These bees are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.

Here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
small ones. But bees know

that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.

But choose carefully

because you'll stay in the job
you pick for the rest of your life.

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees,
as a species, haven't had one day off

in 27 million years.

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try.

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.

I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.

But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?

Good public school, hard to access from public transport, and obscure location. Wide variety of subjects and expansive extra-curricular programs

the only money this school gets is from the canteen ($20) and students work in the canteen for free

THIS IS AN MLG SKEWL WOULD ATTEND MUCH WOW LOL

Teaching: 2 / Facilities: 2 / Subjects: 4 / Overall: 2

Teaching: Honestly, the teachers at Turramurra sometimes feel like a joke. Some teachers are great and actually care about the students - most of the HSIE and CAPA staff are wonderful. However, the majority of 'bad' teachers far outweighs them. It's nearly impossible to learn anything in Maths since 80% of the teachers are either old and can't control a class, or foreign with thick accents. A fairly accurate way of judging a teacher's capabilities is their age - the younger a teacher is, the better they are as they are able to relate to the youth and treat students more like friends than as servants. The other reviews are true - the teachers do indeed care more about students' uniforms than their education, which is honestly quite disgusting.

Facilities: They recently renovated the canteen change rooms which is good, and the MPC change rooms finally have curtains for the showers. The canteen sells decent food but there is never enough and it is insanely overpriced. Some rooms STILL don't have air conditioning or smartboards. It's 2017. There are only enough lockers for about 1/5 of the school, and only one set of 3 bubblers with cold water. The school wasted all of their funding on an outdoor learning space called Inside Out that immediately got trashed and is never used for its intended purpose.

Subjects: THS offers a wide range of subjects. The introduction of 'PBLs' in Year 10 is a unique and progressive idea, and allows students to select a course that they actually want to do. There are lots of extracurricular activities too, and the sporting aspect of THS is great.

Teachers get an extra 10% per day of their pay if they give out at least 50 uniform notes for socks at are too low. Mate, if your skirt or shorts are more than 5cm above your knees, awwwwww mate, you are screwed. Ms Sainz - "Congratulations you have a detention, first half of lunch with me" (in spanish). Moral of the story, where the correct length skirts or socks or you will end up homeless with no education and you will be retarded.

This is my school and it's alright. The teachers need to learn how to engage a class and keep everyone focused and enjoying what they're learning.

Would appreciate it if the sub teachers were replaced. They put you on this system called 'Sentral' for someone else's actions.
The grounds are filled with rubbish. The good photos are just for baiting. Not many faces here are smiling.

This school is okay... it has good food but at a very high price, the staff seem to care whether or not you're wearing the correct socks more than if you are staying on task and if you are falling behind on your work. this needs to be improved, if i could improve one thing it would be to improve the quality in teaching, i would not recommend this school to people who want to work/succeed.

Bad teachers
Facilities alright
Poor education
Care more about uniform than anything else
Bad expericence at this school
Never will go there again

This school is OK. The quality in teaching needs improvement but the facilities are great.